nigthy night

Anonymous asked: omg demy i love u!! wat is ur @ on twitter

omg hi!!! how r u? werk. i quit twitter cuz bitchez alwayz get @ me. apparently i shouldnt be rood, um fuckk uuuu :-)  #wishicouldtrollontwitter #thisiswhytumblrisbetter #althoughilikethehashtagthing #tumblrshouldnttotallydothehashtagthing #gurlbye

Anonymous asked: do you think selena, demi, miley or justin is a virgin?

Indeed, i know the answer to this question, as i was sitting right next to each of these individuals when they where engaging in the act of sexual intercourse which thus took their virginity…

But seriously though? Justin and Selena? Are you really asking me this question or? Although their niave fans may wish to believe in the pefect pairs purity, for someone with half a decent brain, its pretty apparent that these two sluts constant PDA is fuelled by the fact that they be getting down and dirty. Quite literally. To put it bluntly, its easy to infer that jelena do in fact, FUCK. Probably very often. I’d like to believe that they lost their virginites together, but again, unlikely. Although… Wouldnt that be romantic?

And demi, mah gurl. She be poppin’ that pussy with assholes *cough* WILMER *cough.* Waste of a perfectly functioning vagina TBQH. Demi isnt a virgin, i think this is a SOLID FACT by now, if the dilmer-walk-of-utter-and-complete-shame is anything to go by. She hasnt been a virgin for a while (i predict) but y’know, derrz nothing wrong with that, early bird catches the worm and what not!

And miley? HAH, off course she be fucking. With a sexy ass bf such as the Liam Hemsworth (so fucking sexy, SEX, did i mention sexy?) it would be hard to resist. They go and book hotels together, it doesnt take a genius to put 1 and 1 together, (or more appropriatley, penis and vagina) and DID I MENTION THAT THEY LIVE TOGETHER? This is a stupid question, off course they have sex, they are living like an old married couple, going grocery shopping and errything ~

Anyway, this was slightly creepy on my part, (answering and analysing this virginity thing) however, i did say i’d answer ANYTHING, and im a lady of my word.

Adios anon.

Anonymous asked: would you fuck justin bieber

BBYGURL U ALREADY KNOW! IMMA STORE THAT BIEBER JIZZ AND FERTILISE IT WITH MY EGG TO FORM A GENETICALLY MODIFIED BABY. MARIA YEATER 2.0 #REALFUCKINGTALK

ask me LITERALLY anything. I’m game, (boredome does this to one.)

Fire away ya hoessssss